Im going to lift up your cock, then kick you in the nuts!

“….right Harry you little turd, I told you it was coming”
These were the last words I heard before being bundled into the engine bay of a Leyland Daf Artic’ Lorry bound for Croatia.
I very nearly died, and was only discovered after the driver could smell burning shit coming from the engine.

Speaking of hot shit…..Stolen Tom are playing at Bedlington this weekend. Should be good seeing as it’s walking distance for alot of the regulars and is a Saturday night.

Alot is being made of the new carpet in the lock up, the comfort factor has lead to an increase in songs that wouldn’t be allowed on Saturday morning kids, much to one of the bands annoyance.
New haircuts, new songs, a bit of a tan and an interest in getting shit faced have all been occuring. New songs on the way fast and with some of the most amazing backing vocals ever!

Anyway I’m back from my…..travels, and providing I can keep my head down, clear from Sav, and my arse hidden, so “you know who” doesn’t get at it, then Harry Bumstead Press Fuckwit is back on the Press Junkitt.
Later on this week, I’ll be asking Flinty where he gets his wigs from? I’ll be asking Daz if he has stopped secretly eating raw meat! I’ll be asking Shaggy if he has any idea what the lyrics are to Going Down, and I’ll be asking Sav if he has ever lifted up someones cock and kicked them in the balls!
Keep on Rocking Futher Muckers !